(smeck, smeck, smeck) Mmm, it's real angora. I hate you you hate me, Lets get together and kill Barney, with a two by four, knock him on the floor, NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you you hate me lets hang barney from a tree with a with a knife to his back and a gun to his that purple suckers dead this is one of my fav s i heard! 17-Down, Three Letters: Party for One artist Carly ___ Jepsen. Dum-dum-dum-dum! BANG! We had one similar to that, going along the lines of "I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill barney. And here I thought singing I hate you, you hate me, lets go out and kill Barney was just a healthy way for 6-year-olds of the time to signal they were big kids now. Let's find out. Whether out of jealousy, resentment, or other internal struggles, Patricks actions make clear that there were wounds even Barney cant heal, and in fact, mightve actually exacerbated. Beat up Barney with a baseball bat. Barney Theme Song Parody. I HATE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!! he's fictional for cryin' out loud! It's GOD-ZILLLAAAAA-AAAAHHH!!! And because the AIDS epidemic was also on the rise at the time, Barney, who was largely seen as effeminate, also became aliteralpunching bag for misdirected hatred pointed toward gay men. Start and stop when you want. Make sure you've read our simple. Because somebody has to, I guess? his head is rolling on the floor, no more purple dinosaur" Louise_Belcher9 1 yr. ago Mine was 'I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill barney, with an RPG and a 4x4- no more purple dinosaur ' Throw_away_cyan 9 mo. Listen to "True Colours" by Eva Cassidy; Beautiful song ;). Yes, I heard about the guy who played Barney being atantric sex healer(true) and about Barney hiding coke in his tail (less true), and thought maybe Peacocks new docuseries on Barney would give me some answers. And no doubt the amount is thanks to r doofs like us who comment about it, too. I hate barney, and there is this 10 years old boy in my class that still watches barney, I just want to rip that fat dinosaur's head off!!!!!! I Love You, You Hate Me premiered on Peacock on October 12, 2022 during Peacocks DocFest, an on-platform showcase highlighting a selection from the streamers top-tier documentary roster that's occurring for six-weeks. With a great big knife on his head. Ours went "I hate you, you hate me, let's all go and kill Barney, with a big axe WHACK! appreciated. Footage of I Love You, You Hate Me was first seen on August 26, 2022 in the official trailer for "Peacock DocFest". It's obvious as that. The demon lord Bharne, servant of the malevolent alien High Magus of Lyra, has commenced his assault on the human race, reads the cover description of The Jihad to Destroy Barney. Under the benevolent guise of the childrens television host Barney the Dinosaur, Bharne seeks to destroy the minds of children and adults and bind them to his tyrannical will., 4. After viewing a nostalgic social media post featuring a 1993 news story about a Barney-bashing event at the University of Nebraska, Tommy Avallone wondered if he could tell a story about love and hate through the story of Barney the Dinosaur. Sign up for THR news straight to your inbox every day, Sign up for Now See This for recommendations on what to watch and why from THRs chief TV critic. Also, there's a new sherriff in town, it's Hip Hop Harry (the New Barney/replacement). Being purple isn't a crime! You hate me let's all kill Barney. what is even worse is that i have to watch it when i am in my dads car. In the second hour (or episode) of Peacocks I Love You, You Hate Me, a former neo-Nazi turned anti-hate activist goes for a rather big thematic swing, connecting her personal journey with the slings and arrows directed at one particularly kid-friendly purple dinosaur. The only thing I can remember from the song was"Oh, he's so BarneyOh, oh, he's so BarneyHe has a big purple head" I wish I could remember the rest. Lol that's funny Barney Sux my Little Sister's name is Hayley and she is so damm annoying, I hate Barney to one day there was nothing on Execpt Barney so I had to turn it off to stop me from trying to smash the TV. with a 22 shotgun, blow his head away. All you need is the internet to watch Showmax on your phone, tablet, laptop or smart TV. listen you guys are all retarded becuase barney is just a cartoon for kids and you guys probably wouldnt have done this to hitler and he almost killed half the people in that time but you do this to barney not hitler barneys awesome so u can kiss my butttcrack. I hate you. boom! No ads. You'd end up getting sued in court for killing him and facing the cruel punishment. And the audiences of his many live, sold-out performances devoured it. If not, lets end im soon before he slowly rules the world, along with Oprah Winfrey and Barrack "Obuma" (Boo!) I went to his funeral, To see Barney dead, He was much less ugly, Without any head. Most of the experts and analysts give partially intriguing rationalizations. We blew off his purple head With a .38 magnum full of pop Now we're after Baby Bop! i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill bareny with a rpg and then smuther his face in the toilet. Kind of a fun, wise-cracking kind of guy who lit up the room, Reeder describes in terms of his initial vision for the characters personality. This parody has 70,889 views. Must agree that you are one of the coolest blogger I ever saw. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. DUDE THAT IS DRY AND IT DOESNT RHYME IN THE BARNEY SONG MUCH DRY DRY DRY DRY DRY. GET OVER IT! that os so stupid wy make fun of a doll!!! I hate you you hate me lets team up and kill barney put him in the freezer take him to the grand canyon throw him down now he is dead. Won't you say that Barney's cut. There are a lot of faulty cliffhangers like this in a series that feels all the more sensationalistic, but not actually more entertaining, for needing to tease Peacock commercial breaks. Otherwise, the only other person in the documentary with close ties to the family is a former babysitter, whose exact credentials are never established, so that shes permitted to speculate on everything with equally nebulous authority. A definite yes on the first and a definite perhaps on the second. ?Is he that bad that started a war with the USA??????? Barney is the most lovable dinosaur in the world. Why not take a spin on Barney. Bring a gun and shoot him to the floor cause he might be at the door. Well like think about it, the Dino we all loved ,loved us little kids way too much. Ever since i was 6 I hated barney. It's just that dozens have been deleted when the flame wars get too over the top .. Let that be a caution to some of you over exuberant kids flaming Barney. Did Cirie go too far by bringing family matters into the game? There was the horrors of Yugoslavia, Rwanda, Darfur, and in America militias and hate radio. Barney is viloent and one time he was drinking really bad drugs. I LOVE that song i hate u u hate me is flippin hilarious! It started with a kiss but Barney wanted more! 'I Love You, You Hate Me' Review: Peacock's Unpersuasive Barney Documentary The two hour-long episodes focus on the rise and fall of the all-loving purple dinosaur and the adoration and. {CHICK CHICK} (supposed to sound like a gun) No more purple dinosaur. P.S. Good tongue-in-cheek humor. ROAR I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME ROOAAARRR AIIIIIEEEE BURP,I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME AAAIIIEEEE BURP, Give him the Jimmy Hoffa Treatment bury him under some ball field. I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride, I shot Barney's head off, I watched as he died. So if you don't have anything kind to say, then please go somewhere else. Highlight. Dum-dum-dum-dum! Ask us or our community about the part of the song that interests you, We will try to respond as soon as possible. 2. and our What do you call a big purple dinasour in March 17th? Given what happened with her family, you can understand the reasons. It was my evil brother's friends who made up the song. i hate barney he had 10 guys and i girl play him and they all went to rehab and jail i WONDER WHYYYY!!! Omg!!! Is it weird that I actually expected this to be a spoof of "Freddy's Dead," by Curtis Mayfield? I hate Donnie Douchebag Traitor Trump, the kidnapper ill-mannered bigoted incest-mongering immature crybaby wimpy whiny diaper-stinking hateful butt-kissing spankee boy! I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney with an alto saxophone, and blow it into his ear, now Barney can not hear. THE BARNEY SONGS! . Beat up Barney. Things you buy through our links may earnNew Yorka commission. I mean Duh!. But the popularity of Barney exacted an almost Shakespearean toll on her family, including her son, Patrick, who, its suggested, suffered for growing up in the shadow of a felt-covered sibling whose fame eclipsed him. Former child-actors of Barney & Friends, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez were inquired to be in the documentary, but declined interview requests with the latter citing it due to not involving Mattel,[10] owners of the Barney franchise. He dances awkwardly (Trying to be polite here; he hugs kids a little bit too much). Me: I'm a superstar! Its something that cant be changed, Clemente's son, Roberto Clemente Jr., told NBC News. I didn't know Barney was hated this much.. To add to the barney Parody: I hate you, you hate me, Lets gang up and kill Barney. 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Here is another song: On top of a small hill, All covered with mud, I shot Barney's head off, And blew out his blood. here is another song about barney: Barney is a dinosaur from your imagination, he'll stick a pencil up your but and cause constipation. Round and round it goes! This is a really good read for me. Some were medical issues; he had had some brain surgery. Trent Johnson f*** BARNEY AND HIS FUKIN DAMN BORIN SHOWS.THOSE KIDS THERE R JUST SLUTS FUK OFF AND FIND ANOTHER b**** 2 WORK WID!! The Weeknd responded to a Rolling Stone story claiming the show is a rape fantasy with a clip of his character calling the mag irrelevant. As a reminder, Sheryl Leach came up with the idea for the universally loving (not to be confused with universally loved) Barney back in 1988, and the character became a global sensation when PBS affiliates took the series wide in 1992. i hate you you hate me lets go and kill barney with big chainsore and cut in the head sorry kids barneys DEAD! i really hate barney and he is a stupid f***in ass, i can do better than that mmm i hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill barney with great big shot gun point it to his head bang bang now barneys dead yayyyy!!! I'm just gonna keep bambling because it's 50 words minimum so yea. Barney is a ninja all way's stalking your feet. ok. i have one i hate you, you hate me. Maybe, but just saying that hes purple and presented an atypical depiction of masculinity is an introductory sentence and not a proof. A random person: Do you play any songs on that guitar? Let's get together and shot barney! Cook it on a real big Fire cut it all up and put it away in the freezer have once a week BBQ Bury it ina big deep hole dump it in the Ocean with Heavy Boulders, Pour Fish Sauce on him then turn loose all those Hungry little Penguins, I hate you u hate me let's get together and kill barney with a great big gun and a 2 by 4 no more purple dino-suar! Either people loved the show or hated it for petty and vindictive reasons, apparently. and i wonder why my childhood was ruined.. You people cant even compair to the lvl of barny my brother hates. \\' All of a sudden you hear gun shots, then after the gun shots you hear someone yell \\'shut the f*ck up\\'. Anyway's here's mine a mix of I love you and alphabet: a b c d e f g barney is my enemy stick a shotgun up his butt pull the trigger there he goes! of course, there's a mystery as to why that is so. This dinosaur got old about two month's back. 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